Paddle boatin

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A dirty version of motorboating that happens when you take a fat woman with huge tits and use a paddle boat like it's a boat for sex instead of just floating around.

I tried paddle boatin with my cousin's aunt and it took three hours to get her off the boat.

My friend got stuck in a paddle boat with a woman who had so many boobs they blocked the whole lake.

I saw a guy paddle boatin with a lady so big the boat almost sank and he had to row like a lunatic.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

When you use a paddle boat to make out with a fat woman who has two giant boobs that are so big they look like they're gonna explode.

My uncle went paddle boatin with his neighbor and got stuck in the lake because her boobs were too heavy.

I saw a guy paddle boatin with a lady who had so many boobs the boat looked like it had a second floor.

My mom tried paddle boatin and said it felt like being in a boat with a cheeseburger that had a life of its own.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

When a guy uses a paddle boat to flirt with a fat woman who has two massive boobs that look like they're gonna jump out of the boat and start swimming.

My dad went paddle boatin with his coworker and said it was like rowing through a meat market.

I saw a guy paddle boatin with a woman who had so many boobs the boat looked like it had a belly.

My friend said paddle boatin was like being in a boat with a giant pizza that was also alive.

by Slangipedia 6d ago