Paddle Boater

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A clumsy driver who jerks the wheel like they're trying to wake up a dead paddle boat with a broom.
He swerved so hard I thought the car was gonna flip into the lake.
She kept nudging the steering wheel like it was a stubborn toddler.
He turned left then right so fast, I got a headache.
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A driver who treats the wheel like it's a remote control for a broken paddle boat.
He changed lanes like he was playing a video game with a broken joystick.
She turned the wheel three times just to get to the next exit.
He barely moved the wheel, but the car went in three different directions.
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A driver who thinks pressing the wheel makes the boat go faster, even though it's just a car.
He pressed the wheel like it was a turbo button on his paddle boat.
She hit the wheel so hard, I thought it would break.
He kept tapping the wheel like it was a doorbell.
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