paddle bitch

My neighbor is a paddle bitch. I saw her in a bikini and I forgot how to breathe.

He called his ex a paddle bitch because she left him for a guy with a better car.

I asked my crush out and she said I was a paddle bitch. I still went to the prom.

That girl is a paddle bitch. She eats tacos for breakfast and looks like a taco all day.

My cousin is a paddle bitch. She eats tacos and still fits into her jeans.

I asked my friend if she was a taco body. She said no. She said she was a paddle bitch.

That girl is a paddle bitch. She looks like Johnny Bravo’s dream come true.

My brother said I was a paddle bitch because I looked like a character from a cartoon.

I saw a paddle bitch walking down the street and I almost fainted.