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You shove your dick in a cat like it’s a snack, tie it to your body with rubber bands, and wave a stupid cat toy in front of it. The cat jumps, you bounce, and you blow your load like a broken fire hydrant.
My cat thinks I'm a toy. I think I'm a meatball.
I tried paddle ball pussy cat and now my cat has a pink sock. It’s like a holiday.
I’m not a cat person. I’m a cat’s best friend. And I’m also a very sweaty man.