Paddington's Pajama's

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Clothes you wear under the sheets. Paddington the bear tried on every pair of pajamas in the world and none of them fit. He was so tired of flannel and wool that he almost bit someone’s head off. Finally he found the perfect ones online. They were soft, colorful, and didn’t make him sweat like a f***ing sauna.

I tried on 17 pairs of pajamas before I found the right one. My feet were f***ed.

My pajamas are so good, I wear them to work. My boss thinks I’m f***ing insane.

My pajamas are so soft, I could sleep in them forever. I might just die in my sleep.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

The clothes you wear to bed. Paddington tried every kind of pajama. He hated flannel. It itched like a thousand ants were crawling on his back. He hated cotton. It made him sweat like a f***ing gym rat. Finally he found the right pair online. They were comfy and didn’t make him feel like a f***ing hot dog.

I tried on 20 pairs of pajamas. My legs looked like f***ing sausages.

My pajamas are so good, I wear them to the beach. People think I’m f***ing crazy.

My pajamas are so soft, I could sleep in them forever. I might just fall asleep in my lunch.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

Clothes you wear to sleep. Paddington tried every kind of pajama. He got so f***ed off by flannel and wool that he almost bit the mailman’s head off. Finally he found the perfect pair online. They were soft, colorful, and didn’t make him sweat like a f***ing hot dog in the sun.

I tried on 15 pairs of pajamas. My feet were f***ed and I had to take a break.

My pajamas are so good, I wear them to the park. People think I’m f***ing weird.

My pajamas are so soft, I could sleep in them forever. I might just die in my sleep.

by Slangipedia 6d ago