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Waiting to hit play on a recorded show so you can skip ads without getting caught in the middle of a commercial break like a fool.

I waited 10 minutes just to skip the first ad. Worth it.

I missed the whole first ad because I started too early. Classic.

Padding delay is my favorite part of watching TV. It's like having a buffer zone between me and the ads.

Giving yourself a little extra time before watching a show so you can skip ads and feel superior to everyone else.

I waited 5 minutes just to skip the first ad. I'm a legend.

I started the show right on time. I got stuck in the middle of an ad. I'm a loser.

Padding delay is the only way I can watch TV without feeling like a chump.

The act of waiting to start a show so you can skip ads like a boss and not get stuck in the middle of something stupid.

I waited 15 minutes just to skip the first ad. I'm a boss.

I didn't wait. I got stuck in the middle of an ad. I'm a chump.

Padding delay is the reason I'm still watching TV. It's glorious.

Waiting to hit play on a recorded show just so you can skip ads and feel like you're outsmarting the TV.

I waited 3 minutes just to skip the first ad. I'm outsmarting the TV.

I didn't wait. I got stuck in the middle of an ad. The TV is outsmarting me.

Padding delay is the reason I still have my TV. It's my life.

Giving yourself a few extra minutes before watching a show just so you can skip ads and feel like you're in control.

I waited 2 minutes just to skip the first ad. I'm in control.

I didn't wait. I got stuck in the middle of an ad. I'm a prisoner of the TV.

Padding delay is the only way I can watch TV and feel like I'm winning.

Waiting to start a recorded show just so you can skip ads and not have to deal with the stupid stuff in between.

I waited 7 minutes just to skip the first ad. The stupid stuff was worth it.

I didn't wait. I got stuck in the middle of an ad. The stupid stuff got me.

Padding delay is my way of fighting back against the stupid stuff on TV.