Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Extra scenes that don’t do anything but waste your time and make the movie longer than it should be.

This movie had so much padding, I fell asleep and woke up to the ending.

Why did they put that stupid conversation in? It was just padding!

That scene where the guy blinked three times? Total padding.

2

Putting in a pad or tampon just in case you leak in public and turn into a human disaster.

I put a pad in just in case I turned into a puddle in the middle of the mall.

That tampon was my backup plan for the worst day ever.

I wore two pads like a goddamn fortress.

3

Fake pages stuck at the end of a book to make it look thick and important, even though they’re just cheap paper that falls apart.

That book was just a bunch of padding and a bad story.

I read the real book, then the padding started falling out.

The padding was so bad, it left a stain on my pants.

4

Diapers for adults who still wet the bed and act like it’s a secret.

He’s 30 and still uses padding like a 5-year-old.

Padding is the adult version of nappies and the worst thing ever.

I found out my boss uses padding and I laughed in his face.

5

Sticking pads on stuff at night while high, usually with three people doing stupid roles.

We stuck a pad on a fire hydrant and the cop just stared at us.

The driver turned off the lights, the passenger stuck the pad, and I just laughed.

We put a pad on a mailbox and the guy in the back just threw the pads like they were confetti.

6

When a cop or boss takes bribes like it’s their full-time job and they don’t even care.

That cop was on the pad and got a bribe every day.

The boss was on the pad and we all knew it.

He was on the pad and took a bribe just to let us leave early.

7

Your house or room, like it’s the only thing that matters in the whole wide world.

That room was my pad and I wouldn’t let anyone touch it.

My house was my pad and I lived there like a king.

The pad was my life and I never left it.