paddick

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A clueless spud who thinks he’s the king of the gays
"I’m not just a potato, I’m a royal potato!", Paddick at Gay Pride
He showed up to the event in a potato costume and cried when he got kicked out.
His toyboy cried when he saw Paddick's old Bushtucker trial videos.
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A dumb politician who thinks he’s a star because he got kicked out of a jungle show
He posted a tweet saying, "I’m not getting kicked out, I’m getting famous!", 2 hours later he cried.
He tried to propose to his toyboy on national TV and got rejected.
He showed up to a meeting in a potato costume and said, "I’m the spud king!"
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A gay guy who thinks he’s a celebrity because he got kicked out of a jungle show
He texted his toyboy, "I’m famous, I got kicked out of the jungle!", his toyboy replied, "You’re not famous, you’re a spud."
He posted a video of himself crying after getting kicked out of the show.
He tried to kiss Timmy Mallet and got kicked out of the bushtucker trial.
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