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When your girlfri is so bloated from her period she sounds like a giant sausage link and keeps going *squish* like a fat kid in a pool

My girlfri is like a sausage in a sauna and I can hear her *squish* from the other room

She’s so paddedpus I think she’s gonna burst like a water balloon

I can hear her *squish* from the hallway and it’s like a horror movie

When your girlfriend’s butt looks like a doughnut and she makes *squish* noises like she’s walking through a swamp

Her butt is like a doughnut and I can hear her *squish* from the kitchen

She walks like a swamp creature and I can’t take it no more

Her *squish* is louder than my mom’s yelling

When your girlfriend is so full from her period she looks like a beach ball and every step sounds like *squish*

She’s like a beach ball and her *squish* is louder than my alarm

I can hear her *squish* from the next room and it’s annoying as hell

She’s so paddedpus I think she’s gonna pop like a balloon

When your girlfriend is so puffed up from her period she looks like a hot dog and every step is like *squish*

She looks like a hot dog and her *squish* is louder than my brother’s snoring

Her *squish* is so loud I think she’s gonna wake up the neighbors

I can hear her *squish* from the hallway and it’s like a bad movie

When your girlfriend’s body is so swollen from her period it looks like a bag of chips and she goes *squish* every time she moves

She’s like a bag of chips and her *squish* is louder than my phone ringing

Every time she walks, it’s like a bag of chips going *squish*

Her *squish* is so bad I think she’s gonna burst

When your girlfriend is so full from her period she looks like a balloon and every step sounds like *squish*

She looks like a balloon and her *squish* is louder than my sister’s screaming

Her *squish* is so bad it’s like a horror movie

Every time she walks, it’s like a balloon going *squish*