Padd

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To get freaky with a girl, where she’s getting double action from two guys at the same time. Full-on hole service from both ends.
Bro, I just saw my cousin PADDing with two guys in the park. It was wild.
My sister’s new boyfriend brought a friend over, and now she’s PADDing like a pro.
At the party, the girl next to me was PADDing with two guys. I didn’t even know that was possible.
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Packing all day disorder is a real problem. It’s when you’re supposed to be working but you’re just scrolling and being distracted. It’s ruining lives.
I tried to study but got distracted by TikTok. I’ve got PADD, and it’s killing my grades.
My brother got PADD during his shift and got fired. Now he’s crying in the corner.
I opened my phone to message my friend but ended up watching a cat video for two hours. PADD is real.
3
You get PADD when you forget to do stuff because you’re too busy playing games or watching videos on your phone. It’s like having a brain made of cheese.
I had to text my crush, but instead I played Mario Kart. Classic PADD.
I opened my phone to answer a call but watched a YouTube video. I’m so bad at life.
I tried to do my homework but ended up watching a dog video. PADD strikes again.
4
PADD designation means the person who checks the body of a dead soldier. They’re like the human version of a trash can.
My uncle got a PADD designation after his brother died in battle. He’s got a lot of work to do.
The guy who checks the bodies at the military base has a PADD designation. He’s like a real-life undertaker.
I would never want a PADD designation. That sounds like a nightmare.
5
PADD is when you’re lying through your teeth and then you go off for no reason. It’s like being a drama queen with a mouth.
My friend PADDed me by saying he got a 100 on the test when he got a 50.
I PADDed my mom by saying I was going to study, but I was actually playing Fortnite.
He PADDed me by saying the pizza was good, but I know it was just average.
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A PADD is a tiny wimp of a penis that can’t hold it together. It flaps out before the fun even starts.
My friend’s PADD got flappy before the party even started. It was sad.
I tried to impress my crush, but my PADD flapped out before I could even say hi.
His PADD was so weak, it just gave up before the fun began.
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PADD is when someone is being a total pain in the butt. They’re like a broken chair you just can’t sit on.
My little brother is being a PADD right now. He won’t stop annoying me.
She’s being a PADD, and it’s making me lose my mind.
He’s being such a PADD, I might just throw my phone at him.
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