Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A WOD expert who uses fancy words to beat bad guys and make them look like fools.

'You call that a spell? I could write a grocery list and it would be more powerful.'

'He used the word 'serendipity' like it was a sword.'

'She made the villain cry with a single metaphor.'

2

A WOD fighter who talks so much, it counts as a weapon.

'He didn’t punch the enemy, he defined them into submission.'

'She used a thesaurus as a shield.'

'He got distracted by a synonym and lost the battle.'

3

A WOD warrior who beats people up with vocabulary and makes them feel stupid.

'He used the word 'onomatopoeia' and the enemy just exploded.'

'She called him a 'buffoon' and he quit the fight.'

'He described the sunset so well, the villain fainted.'

4

A WOD pro who uses words like they’re magic spells and people are just dumb.

'He turned the battle into a pun and the enemy just gave up.'

'She used a metaphor so strong, it broke the wall.'

'He insulted the villain with a haiku and they cried.'

5

A WOD fighter who makes people look like idiots with fancy talk and actual fighting.

'He used a simile so good, the enemy lost their sword.'

'She beat him with a paragraph and a punch.'

'He made the villain look like a bad poet and they got embarrassed.'