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Your girlfriend who is the best but also the weirdest. She laughs like a maniac and will make you lose your mind during sex.
I told her I was going to sleep and she just laughed and said 'You’re not going to sleep, you’re going to die.'
She gave me the gawk gawk 300000 and I didn’t even know what time it was.
She made me nut in like two minutes and then laughed like she won the lottery.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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The girl who is your everything but also your worst nightmare. She has a laugh that sounds like a goat and will make you cum so fast you’ll forget your name.
She laughed so hard during my rant that I thought I was watching a comedy show.
She gave me the gawk gawk 300000 and I was like 'What even is life?'
She made me nut so fast I had to sit down and cry.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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Your girlfriend who is the best at making you lose your mind. She has a weird laugh and will make you nut so fast you’ll think you’re dead.
She laughed like she was being chased by a bear and then made me nut in under a minute.
She did the gawk gawk 300000 and I was like 'I need a nap.'
She made me nut so fast I had to text my mom and say 'I’m not coming home.'
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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