Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Padang is when you yell like a dying goat for, like, ten minutes straight. It's like a BAM! but with a side of whine.

"PADANG!!!" he screamed as he dropped his phone in the toilet.

She yelled PADANG so loud the neighbor called the cops.

He did the PADANG after his dog ate his homework.

2

The spiral doorstop is like the wall's bodyguard. It takes one for the team when the door handle comes in for a punch.

The door handle hit the spiral doorstop like it was a punching bag.

The doorstop screamed 'PADANG!' every time the door slammed.

That spiral doorstop was the reason the wall didn’t cry.

3

A Padang is someone who hoards snacks like a greedy raccoon and would rather starve than let you have a single chip.

My cousin is a total Padang, he took the last chip and hid it under his bed.

That guy is a Padang, he didn’t even share the last piece of cake.

She’s a Padang, she wouldn’t let me have one of her stickers.

4

Padang means you're broke, broke, broke, like you can’t even afford a pizza.

I’m a Padang right now, I can’t even buy a candy bar.

He’s a Padang, he’s been eating ramen for three months.

She’s so Padang she’s wearing socks as a shirt.

5

Padang is when something looks like a paperclip but turns out to be a superpower.

That tiny paperclip was a Padang, it saved my life.

He had a Padang phone, so simple, yet so powerful.

She had a Padang pencil, it drew a dragon.

6

Nasi Padang is like a feast in a leaf, it’s got rice, veggies, meat, and a fried egg that will make you cry happy tears.

That Nasi Padang was like a hug from my mom.

He ate Nasi Padang and didn’t even touch the rice.

That Nasi Padang was so good, I ate it with my hands, feet, and dog.

7

To Padang someone is like stealing their dreams, except it's their semen and it's totally unfair.

He Padanged his friend and now he’s crying in the corner.

She got Padanged by a guy in a library and it was so embarrassing.

That guy Padanged me and now I have a new nickname.