padang padang

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To be so lost you think you're in a different country and your brain is on fire.

I got padang padang in the middle of the mall and cried because I thought I was in Jakarta.

He padang padang so hard he asked a pizza guy for directions.

I tried to padang padang but my phone died and I yelled at a traffic light.

When you're so far gone you forget your own name and start talking to your shoes.

She padang padang so much she asked her dog if it was her mom.

He padang padang and said the coffee machine was giving him a lecture.

I padang padang and tried to explain my life to a vending machine.

When you're so lost you think the sun is a streetlight and you're on a different planet.

I padang padang and told the streetlight it was my friend.

He padang padang so bad he thought the moon was a pizza delivery.

She padang padang and tried to text the clouds.

When you're so far out you think your mom is a traffic sign and your brain is on vacation.

He padang padang and asked the traffic sign if it was his mom.

I padang padang and told my brain to come back later.

She padang padang so much she tried to call her brain on speakerphone.

When you're so lost you think the bus driver is a magician and your brain is a potato.

He padang padang and told the bus driver he was a wizard.

I padang padang and tried to explain my life to a potato.

She padang padang and said the bus was a trick.