padang

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A padang is a person who is so cheap they’d rather eat dirt than give you a snack. They’re like the human version of a pig that hoards food and never shares.
My uncle is a total padang, he won’t even give me a quarter for a candy bar.
My mom called my brother a padang for not sharing his lunch.
That guy at the market is a padang, he won’t even give me a sample of his mangoes.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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Padang is when you’re so broke you can’t even afford to buy a snack. It’s like your wallet is crying and your stomach is screaming.
I’m so broke right now, I’m a padang.
My friend is a padang, he can’t even buy a soda.
This week has been so bad, I’m living in padang.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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Padang is when you yell so loud it sounds like a dragon just exploded. It’s like you’re screaming in slow motion and everyone hears it.
I yelled ‘PADANG!’ so loud, the neighbors came out to see what was wrong.
My dog said ‘PADANG!’ when he saw a squirrel.
I screamed ‘PADANG!’ when my pizza was late.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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A padang is that weird doorstop that takes a beating every time someone slams the door. It’s like it’s getting hit by a brick wall and it doesn’t even complain.
That doorstop is a padang, it’s been smashed like a thousand times.
I hit the padang so hard, it made a noise like a donkey dying.
My neighbor’s doorstop is a padang, it’s been beaten to death.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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A padang is something that looks like a piece of junk but ends up being the best thing ever. It’s like finding a treasure in a trash can.
That old phone looked like a padang, but it worked better than my new phone.
That book looked like a padang, but it was the best book I ever read.
That shirt looked like a padang, but it was super comfortable.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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A padang is when someone steals your semen without asking, like a thief in the night. It’s like your body got robbed and you didn’t even know.
My friend got padanged in the gym, he didn’t even know it happened.
That guy in the office got padanged during lunch.
I got padanged by my teacher, and I didn’t even see it coming.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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