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A human who constantly messes up and can't catch a break.
Why are you still here? You've failed 12 times today.
You're like a broken toaster. Just keep failing.
You're the reason the word 'failure' was invented.
Padalaphailic
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Someone who fails so much it’s a full-time job.
You failed so hard, the sky turned gray.
You’ve got a degree in failing.
You failed so much, your pants are full of failures.
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A person who fails so much, it's a lifestyle.
You don't just fail. You live failure.
You're like a failing pizza. It just keeps getting worse.
You've failed so much, your dog is tired of it.
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A human who fails so much, it's a sport.
You failed so hard, it's like a championship.
You're the champion of failure.
You failed so much, your mom signed you up for a failing club.
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A person who fails so much, they've got a trophy for it.
You've got a trophy for being the worst.
You don't just fail. You win at failing.
You failed so much, you got a golden failure cup.