Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

It’s like someone took a spelling test and failed it so bad they turned it into a book title

My teacher said this book was worse than my essay about why cats are evil

I tried to read it and my brain exploded

My dog read it and now he thinks he’s a politician

2

This book title is so stupid it thinks it’s a president

My mom said it’s the dumbest thing she’s ever seen

My brother tried to read it and fell asleep

My teacher called it the worst book of the year

3

This book title is like a kid who thinks he’s a genius but he’s just a mess

I tried to read it and my head hurts

My friend said it’s the worst thing he’s ever read

My teacher called it the most annoying book ever

4

This book title is like a broken calculator trying to do math

It’s so bad my dog doesn’t like it

My teacher said it’s the dumbest book ever

I tried to read it and my brain went on strike

5

This book title is like a kid who spilled his juice and then tried to make it look fancy

My teacher said it’s the worst book I’ve ever seen

I tried to read it and my eyes got tired

My mom called it the dumbest book ever

6

This book title is like a confused robot trying to speak English

My teacher said it’s the worst book ever

I tried to read it and I fell asleep

My mom called it the dumbest thing she’s ever seen