pad the wad

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Stuffing your face before getting drunk so you don't end up puking in a trash can or crying in a bathroom.

I ate three tacos before the party. Now I’m too full to pass out on the floor.

She had a whole pizza before drinking. Now she’s laughing at everyone who’s puking.

He ate a burger and fries before the bar. Now he’s just wasted, not screaming into a toilet.

Eating like a pig before drinking so you don’t end up looking like a pig when you vomit.

I ate a whole bag of chips before the night started. Now I’m just a mess on the couch.

She ate a hot dog before the bar. Now she’s throwing up in the alley.

He ate a sandwich before drinking. Now he’s just drunk and groaning on the floor.

Putting food in your mouth before drinking so you don’t end up being the one who makes everyone else sick.

I had a big breakfast before going out. Now I’m just drunk, not throwing up.

She ate a salad before the night. Now she’s just slurring her words.

He had a burger before the bar. Now he’s just wasted and laughing at everyone else.