Pacu

Bro, that guy's got a pacu the size of a chicken.

I saw a guy in the shower and I thought I was looking at a meaty meatstick.

My uncle's pacu is so big, he got a standing ovation from the fish tank.

That fish in the river ate my testicle and left a note.

I threw a sandwich in the river and a fish came out with my nuts.

The pacu swam up my pants and said, 'I'm hungry.'

When my mom said she was going to marry a chicken, I said, 'Pacu!'

My dog ate my homework and I said, 'Pacu!'

When my teacher said I had to do 100 push-ups, I said, 'Pacu!'