pacoto

My Zoom birthday was a pacoto masterpiece. People showed up in pajamas and started karaoke. It was glorious disaster.

The virtual concert turned into a pacoto nightmare when the cat joined the band.

My online poker game became a pacoto event when my mom bet the entire grocery bill.

I pacoto’d my way through finals week, my ex’s texts, and my mom’s nagging. I was a beast.

He pacoto’d his way through a divorce, a job loss, and a very loud dog. He’s a legend.

She pacoto’d through her breakup, her mortgage, and her gym class. She’s a warrior.

I pacoto’d my whole year. I had a plan for work, a plan for love, and a plan for my cat’s hairballs.

He pacoto’d his life like it was a Final Fantasy game. Every level had a boss and a power-up.

She pacoto’d her life. She had a plan for the weekend, a plan for the future, and a plan for her ex’s texts.