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the art of getting big and making others cry
I lifted 200 lbs today and my buddy cried like a baby.
She gained 10 lbs and her ex left her for a gym rat.
My dog tried to eat my protein shake and got sick.
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when you eat like a horse and look like a superhero
I ate three burgers and now I feel like Thor.
He eats so much he could bench press a donkey.
She drank a whole milkshake and looked like a goddess.
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the science of being a meathead with abs
He’s got six packs and a personality like a meatloaf.
She’s got a six-pack and a mouth full of trash talk.
My cousin has abs and talks about chicken like it’s a religion.
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the magic of turning snacks into muscle
I ate a whole pizza and now I can deadlift a car.
She turned a bag of chips into a biceps.
My brother ate a donut and now he can lift a cow.
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when your body turns food into flexes
He eats like a pig and flexes like a god.
She turned a smoothie into a bicep.
My dog eats my protein shake and flexes like a beast.
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the secret society of people who love weights and hate veggies
I joined the club and now I hate broccoli.
She’s in the society and eats only chicken.
My dad joined and now he’s a meat monster.