Pacolli

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Pacolli is the most trash-talking artist ever. She paints like a beast and makes noodles that will make your soul scream.

Pacolli just painted my face and called me a sad potato.

She made noodles so good I cried and then ate them.

I asked her to draw my dog and she drew a screaming hot dog instead.

Pacolli is a paint-slinging freak who also makes noodles so good they should get their own passport.

She painted my cat blue and said it was ‘art.’ The cat now hates me.

Her noodles are so good my mom tried to steal the recipe.

I asked her to draw my math teacher and she drew a crying calculator.

Pacolli is the dirtiest artist on the block. She paints like a madwoman and makes noodles that will make your enemies jealous.

She painted my dog’s face and now it looks like it’s yelling at me.

Her noodles are so good my brother tried to eat the whole pot.

She drew my math test and it looked like a scream.