pacoima

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A goddamn snooze town in the San Fernando Valley that smells like old trash and has no life. People call it Pac-town like it’s some cool nickname.
Man, I had to move to Pacoima? That’s like moving to the middle of nowhere and the trash talks back.
My cousin moved to Pacoima and now he’s stuck in the middle of nowhere with no life.
Why would anyone live in Pacoima? It’s like a dump with no personality.
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Pacoima is where old people go to die and where famous people were born but never wanted to come back. It's full of Latinos who know how to make good food and bad decisions.
My uncle was born in Pacoima but he would never go back. He says it's too much family and not enough good food.
Alex Padilla and Danny Trejo came from Pacoima but they would never live there again.
Pacoima is like the birthplace of legends but also the place where people forget how to live.
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Pacoima Grass is the worst weed you can get. It’s like eating dirt and hoping it doesn’t taste like regret. You might as well smoke a sock.
Man, I got some weed from the corner store. It tastes like dirt and regret. That’s Pacoima Grass, baby.
Why would I pay for that? That’s like paying for a sock and calling it a snack.
I tried Pacoima Grass once and I still feel it in my soul. That was a bad decision.
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Pacoima is when you shove a freezy pop up a girl’s butt and then you dance around like a penguin while she screams like she’s being chased by a wild animal.
My friend did Pacoima to his girlfriend and now she screams like she’s being chased by a bear.
That freezy pop in her butt was the worst. She screamed like a penguin in a snowstorm.
Pacoima is not just a town. It’s a lifestyle. It’s a scream. It’s a freezy pop.
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Pacoima is that orange hair color that looks like a raccoon ate your hair and then tried to dye it. It's the worst kind of bad hair day ever.
My cousin got a bad dye job in Pacoima and now her hair looks like a raccoon's breakfast.
That orange hair is like a bad dream. It’s not hair. It’s a warning.
If you got your hair dyed in Pacoima, you might as well just go live in a trash can.
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