Paco the Taco

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A fake guy in a math book who’s too lazy to just walk into the taco shop.

"Paco the Taco is the worst line waiter ever.", A kid who got kicked out of math class

"I hate Paco the Taco more than my math teacher.", A kid who failed math

"Paco the Taco is just a guy who can’t decide if he wants a taco or a burrito.", A kid who’s hungry and confused

A super rude word that Mexicans and Mexican-Americans hate with a fiery passion.

"Paco the Taco is the worst thing ever.", A Mexican kid in the lunchroom

"I’m gonna kick Paco the Taco’s butt.", A Mexican-American kid who got called that

"Paco the Taco is like a raccoon with a bad attitude.", A kid who just got insulted

The best buddy duo ever. They’re on Spanish worksheets and they're always causing trouble.

"Paco the Taco and his friend are the best.", A kid who finished his worksheet

"Paco the Taco and his buddy are like me and my best friend.", A kid who’s cool

"Paco the Taco and his partner are the reason I passed Spanish.", A kid who’s proud

When you blow your nose and it feels like you're in a meat locker.

"I did Paco the Taco and it was the worst.", A kid who sniffed too much

"Paco the Taco is like a nose attack.", A kid who got nose-blown

"I did Paco the Taco and my nose is now a meat locker.", A kid who got extra nose-blown

A Mexican lady’s snatch that smells like seafood and has a blonde trim.

"Paco the Taco is the worst vag ever.", A kid who got a nose-blown

"Paco the Taco is like a fish market.", A kid who got sniffed

"Paco the Taco is the reason I failed gym.", A kid who got nose-blown too much

A sneaky Mexican who hides under sinks and makes killer omelets.

"Paco the Taco is my best friend.", A kid who got fed by him

"Paco the Taco is the best schwee ever.", A kid who got schwee

"Paco the Taco is like a sneaky Mexican who lives in my kitchen.", A kid who’s lucky