paco-taco

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A sneaky mexican who creeps through kitchens like a thief, living under sinks and stealing your snacks. He’s a loyal friend who makes omelets so good they could make a priest weep and will help you when you’re feeling like crap.
My paco-taco showed up at my house at 2 a. m. with a plate of eggs and a f***ing smile.
He’s the only guy who can make me cry while eating.
He’s like my brother, but with better hair and worse life choices.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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When you blow your nose so hard it goes all the way into someone’s snatch. It’s like a f***ing tornado of snot and shame.
I did the paco-taco during lunch and my teacher thought I was crying.
He blew his nose into her snatch and now they’re dating.
I did it in the bus and the whole class heard it.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A mexican woman’s snatch that’s so good it could be a crime. Like a f***ing taco with extra cheese and a side of sass.
Her paco-taco smells like tacos and regret.
I would marry her snatch if I could.
He said it was the best he ever had, and he’s had a lot.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A mexican lady’s snatch that’s got blonde hairs trimmed like a professional and smells like a fish market on a hot day. It’s like a f***ing taco with a side of seaweed.
Her paco-taco looks like a salon and smells like a fish.
He said it was like a vacation in a snatch.
She trimmed it herself and it’s perfect.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A mexican guy in a math book who’s waiting in line for a taco like it’s the end of the world. He’s probably counting beans in his head.
Paco-taco is in line for a taco and counting beans.
He’s the best character in the math book, and he’s not even a number.
He’s in line and f***ing stressed.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A f***ing insult that Mexicans and Mexican-Americans use to say someone’s a total mexican failure. It’s like the worst taco ever.
He called me a paco-taco and I threw a taco at him.
I’m not a paco-taco, I’m a taco legend.
She called me one and I said, 'You’re the paco-taco.'
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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The best mexican duo ever. They’re like the f***ing taco and the cheese. They work together like a dream.
Paco-taco and his friend are the best duo in the school.
They’re like a taco and cheese, and I’m the salsa.
They’re so good they could be in a movie.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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