Paco Alto

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A big ugly person from somewhere south of Spain who makes your mom look like a size 2.

My cousin is a Paco Alto. He eats a whole pizza by himself and still has room for three sodas.

I saw a Paco Alto at the gym. He lifted a barbell like it was a toy.

My teacher called me a Paco Alto because I ate too much candy during lunch.

A giant human from a hot country who could crush you like a bug if he wanted to.

That Paco Alto in my class is so big, he took up two desks.

My uncle is a Paco Alto. He once ate an entire cake in one bite.

My friend got called a Paco Alto because he ate a whole bag of chips in five minutes.

A person so huge, they could be a statue in a park and still make people laugh.

My neighbor is a Paco Alto. He walks like he’s carrying the world on his back.

My brother got called a Paco Alto because he ate three burgers for breakfast.

The Paco Alto in my class is so big, he almost broke the door when he walked in.

A person from somewhere far away who is so big, they could be a superhero if they tried.

That Paco Alto in my class is so big, he could be a superhero if he had a cape.

My friend’s uncle is a Paco Alto. He eats like a horse and still has room for dessert.

I got called a Paco Alto because I ate all the cookies in the jar.

A human from a hot country who’s so big, they could be a mountain and still be called a Paco Alto.

My dad is a Paco Alto. He eats like a pig and still has room for ice cream.

The Paco Alto in my class is so big, he makes the whole school laugh.

My teacher said I was a Paco Alto because I ate five candy bars in one day.

A person so huge, they could be a dinosaur and still be called a Paco Alto.

My cousin is a Paco Alto. He eats like a dinosaur and still has room for snacks.

That Paco Alto in my class is so big, he could be a dinosaur if he wanted to.

My brother got called a Paco Alto because he ate three pizzas for dinner.