Pacne Rat

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The guy who smells like old socks and thinks he’s a king.
He walked into the room and said, 'I am the Pacne Rat.' No one believed him.
His DMs are just 'bro, I’m the Pacne Rat, you know?'
He tried to start a band called 'Pacne Rat and the Smelly Drummer.' It failed.
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A man who thinks his face is a war zone and he’s the general.
He texted me, 'I’m fighting acne like it’s a war. I’m the Pacne Rat.'
He posted a selfie with a mustache and said, 'This is my war face.'
He tried to conquer the lunch table with his face. It didn’t work.
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A guy who smells like a gym bag and thinks he’s cool.
He said, 'I’m the Pacne Rat, and I’m cool.' No one agreed.
He sent a group chat message: 'Pacne Rat is here. Be afraid.'
He tried to flex in the hallway. It was sad.
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