Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A black guy who lives for making milkshakes and will cuss you out if you don’t tip him.

I paid for my milkshake and he still gave me the side eye.

He cussed me out for not getting a second scoop.

He made my milkshake and then asked for a $5 tip because he felt like it.

2

A dude who works at the shake place and talks too much about the shake machine like it's the best thing ever.

He bragged about the shake machine like it was a superpower.

He explained the shake machine for 10 minutes straight.

He said the shake machine was better than his ex.

3

A nappy-headed man who will cuss you out for not getting the extra syrup on your shake.

He cussed me out because I didn’t ask for the extra syrup.

He yelled at me for not getting the syrup on my shake.

He cussed me out because I didn’t know the syrup was optional.

4

A black dude who stands at the shake stand all day and will talk your ear off about the shake.

He talked my ear off about how good the shake was.

He told me the history of the shake stand for 15 minutes.

He kept talking about the shake even after I left.

5

A man who loves milkshakes so much he will cuss you out for not liking them.

He cussed me out for not liking the shake.

He yelled at me for saying the shake was bad.

He called me a disgrace for not loving the shake.

6

A dark-skinned guy who works at the shake place and will cuss you out if you don’t get the extra toppings.

He cussed me out for not getting the extra toppings.

He yelled at me for not asking for the extra toppings.

He called me a failure for not knowing about the extra toppings.