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Pacmaned is when you shove a bunch of anal beads up someone's butt and then suck them out one by one like a weirdo. It's like eating pellets but with more butt and less glory.

I pacmaned my girlfriend and she cried laughing. She said it was the worst and best thing she ever felt.

My dude pacmaned his ex and now she's chasing him for revenge. She says he left a trail of beads.

At the party, I pacmaned the DJ and he said it was like a beat drop but with more rectum.

by Slangipedia 7h ago

When you drive in the middle of the lane like a complete idiot, eating the dots on the road and pretending you're Pac-Man, even though you're just a lousy driver.

My mom pacmaned on the highway and almost got hit by a truck. She said it was her revenge for being stuck in traffic.

My brother pacmaned through the school parking lot and got a ticket. He called it a win.

I pacmaned during my first ever road trip and scared my friends half to death.

by Slangipedia 7h ago

To pacman is to keep doing something stupid over and over, even though you know it's dumb, like a brain-dead kid with no life.

My friend pacmaned by eating 10 tacos in one sitting. He passed out and it was glorious.

I pacmaned by watching cat videos for three hours straight. My life is a waste.

My sister pacmaned by texting her ex 50 times in one day. He blocked her and she still kept going.

by Slangipedia 7h ago

When a girl bites your cock during a blowjob, it's like she's using her teeth to say, 'I'm not just doing this for you, I'm doing it for the whole world.'

My friend got pacmaned during a blowjob and he screamed like he was on fire.

I pacmaned my crush and now I have a toothache and a boner.

At the club, I got pacmaned and the girl said, 'This is my revenge for your bad taste in music.'

by Slangipedia 7h ago

PacMan was the name cops got in the 80s because they looked like yellow squares that chased people through the streets and beat them up.

My uncle was a pacman in the 80s and he said he got beat up by a kid with a skateboard.

My dad said his cop friends were called pacmans because they looked like they were in a video game.

I watched a movie where all the cops were pacmans and they fought with a bunch of kids in the streets.

by Slangipedia 7h ago

PacMan is that yellow piece of crap that runs from ghosts and eats dots. He's also in a song where he sings about being sad and eating fruit.

My little brother thinks PacMan is the best thing ever because he eats dots and fruit. I think he's a piece of crap.

I heard PacMan in a song and it was like a sad version of himself. It was weird.

At the concert, PacMan was in a song and it was like a video game came to life.

by Slangipedia 7h ago

A pacman is a guy who only sells the best weed and never takes anything else. He's loud and proud and he only sells chronic.

My friend's uncle is a pacman and he sells the best weed in the city. He's loud and proud and he never takes anything else.

I went to a pacman and he said he only sells chronic. I said, 'That's the best part.'

At the store, the pacman was loud and said, 'I only sell the best. No flake, no fake.'

by Slangipedia 7h ago