Pacman Phenomenon

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When Filipinos drop everything and stare at Manny Pacquiao's fights like he's the last piece of chicken on the grill. The streets go quiet and criminals take a break because everyone's too busy cheering Pacman to their balls.
'I'm gonna miss my mom's cooking, but I'm not missing this fight!', A kid who forgot to do his homework
'The streets are empty? That’s because Pacman just started his warm-up!', A cop who got a free nap
'I didn’t even steal that phone because I was too busy watching Pacman punch air.', A thief who got distracted
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It’s when Filipinos get so hyped about Pacquiao’s fights, they forget to breathe, eat, or even think about their problems. The crime rate plummets because everyone is too busy screaming 'Pacman, punch that guy!'
'I was about to rob a bank, but then Pacman started fighting and I forgot how to steal.', A bank robber who turned into a fan
'I didn’t even feed my dog because I was too busy watching Pacman get punched.', A guy who forgot about food
'I skipped class to watch Pacman. My teacher didn’t even notice.', A kid who got distracted by a fight
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When Filipinos go into a trance during Pacman fights. The whole country stops working, eating, and even thinking. Crime drops because criminals are too busy screaming 'Pacman, don’t lose!'
'I was gonna fight my brother, but then Pacman started fighting and I forgot my own name.', A kid who got distracted by a fight
'I didn’t even eat my breakfast because I was too busy yelling at Pacman.', A guy who forgot to eat
'My whole neighborhood stopped fighting because Pacman was fighting.', A street fighter who got distracted
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