Pacman Money

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This is what your weed dealer says when you try to pay with coins like you're still in elementary school.
Man, you got a quarter? I need a twenty.
You think I'm gonna take dimes for this? I'm getting high, not counting money.
You bring nickels? I'm gonna laugh so hard I'll get high from the sound.
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This is when your weed dealer stares at you like you just insulted his grandma with a banana.
You paid with coins? I'm gonna need a drink to survive this.
I'm not selling you weed. I'm giving you pity.
You think I'm gonna take that? I'm getting high, not grading your math homework.
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This is what your weed dealer says when you act like you're paying with money, but it's just a bunch of coins.
You think I'm gonna take that? I'm getting high, not counting your coins like it's a math test.
I'm not even gonna take your money. I'm just gonna take your dignity.
You bring coins? I'm gonna need a nap just to survive this.
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