Packy Run

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A packy run is when you leave your house like a madman just to get more alcohol because you’re out of beer and your life is falling apart.
I left work just to get a 12-pack. My boss thought I was being kidnapped.
I ran to the packy like it was the last day on Earth. I got a six-pack and cried.
My dog came with me on my packy run. He got drunk and stole my keys.
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A packy run is like a treasure hunt, but instead of gold, you’re hunting for cheap whiskey and the hope that you won’t regret your life choices.
I did a packy run at 2 AM. I got a bottle of rum and a bag of chips. My brain is now dead.
I ran to the packy because my friend said ‘you look like you need a drink.’ I needed two.
I went to the packy and came back with a 24-pack. My roommate thinks I’m a monster.
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A packy run is when you sprint to the store like you’re being chased by your ex and the manager, just to get more alcohol before you fall apart completely.
I ran to the packy like my ex was chasing me. I got a 12-pack and my life is still broken.
I did a packy run because my friend said I was ‘dying’ and I believed him. I’m now drunk and dying.
I did a packy run after my boss yelled at me. I got a six-pack and yelled back at him.
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