Packwalker

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A human who walks so far they might as well be a dog with no leash and no brains.
My cousin is a Packwalker. He walked to the store and back just to prove he could.
I told my mom I was going for a walk. She said, 'Don't be a Packwalker.'
He walked to the park, then the grocery store, then back home. I don't know why he's still alive.
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A person who walks so much they think they're a superhero with no powers.
My brother walks every day. He says he’s training for the Packwalker Olympics.
She walked to school, then to the mall, then to her friend’s house. I gave up.
He walked to the gas station just to get a soda. I don’t even know why.
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A human who walks like they’re being chased by a bear and a curse.
He walked through the whole town because he heard a bear was near the park.
She walked to the library, then the bakery, then the park, just because she could.
He walked for two hours just to prove he wasn’t a Packwalker. He was wrong.
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A person who walks so much they might as well be a dog with no brain and no leash.
My sister walks to the store every day. She walks back. She walks to the park. She walks everywhere.
He walked to the store, then the park, then the library, then back home. He’s going to die.
She walked for an hour just to get a soda. I gave up on her.
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A human who walks so much it looks like they’re trying to escape their own life.
He walked to the store, then the park, then the grocery store, and then he walked home.
She walked for hours just to get out of her house. I don’t know why.
He walked all over the town just to avoid talking to his mom.
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