Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

when you put off packing like it's a death sentence and you're too lazy to even look at your stuff.

I'm not packing. I'm dying. #packtastinating

My closet is a warzone and I'm not moving. #dontcallme

I packed one sock and called it a day. #legend

2

the art of pretending you're going somewhere but actually just avoiding your room like it's a monster.

I'm going on a trip. I'm also going to sleep. #packtastinating

My suitcase is empty and I'm proud. #legend

I packed my dog. Not my clothes. #movefail

3

the moment you realize you're going to be late because you're still trying to figure out what to wear.

I'm going to be late because I can't find my pants. #packtastinating

I packed my shoes but not my socks. #movefail

I'm wearing a hat and calling it a outfit. #legend

4

when you take forever to pack because you're too busy arguing with your stuff.

My shirt doesn't want to go. #packtastinating

I'm not packing. I'm negotiating with my pants. #legend

My backpack is mad at me. #movefail

5

the act of packing like you're being tortured and you're doing it for no good reason.

I'm packing like it's my last day on earth. #packtastinating

I'm being tortured by my suitcase. #legend

I packed my entire life just to leave. #movefail