Packson Jerrault

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This guy is totally nuts. He's like a walking disaster on GD, and he can't even count his own dumb ass letters. He thinks he's the king of the school just because he has a lousy Toyota Camry that wheezes like a dying goat.

He DM'd me saying he's in love with a girl who's still in middle school.

He tried to impress me by telling me his Camry has 'engine magic' and it's 'not regular engine magic, it's elite engine magic.'

He cried when he got rejected by a girl who didn't even know who he was.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

He's a total lunatic. He can't even spell his own name, and he thinks he's the most popular guy in school because he has a Camry that barely moves. He's got a fear of getting told no that makes him look like a kicked puppy.

He sent me a text saying he's dating five girls at once and none of them know he's dating five girls at once.

He tried to upgrade his Camry's engine with a pizza box and a magic wand.

He passed out in the hallway when he got rejected by a girl who said he smelled like old pizza.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

He's a complete idiot who thinks he's cool because he has a Camry that's barely holding on. He can't even count his letters and he's in love with every freshman girl who looks at him. He's terrified of getting told no and it's like watching a dog get hit by a car.

He texted me saying he's dating a girl who's in love with him and she's in love with him and she's in love with him.

He tried to ask out a girl by showing her his Camry's 'engine upgrade' which is just a cup of soda and a stick.

He started crying in the hallway when a girl said she didn't like him and he said 'this is the worst day of my life.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago