packsacker

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A fake local who thinks moving to Eveleth makes them one of the cool kids. They try to act like they’ve been there since the beginning, even though they probably got lost on the way. Being born there is the only way to be real.
"I’ve lived here for 10 years! I’m not a packsacker!", said the guy who moved here last week.
"I know the history of Eveleth better than your grandma.", said the packsacker who still doesn’t know where the high school is.
DM: "You’re not from here. You’re a packsacker. Get out."
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A dumb word that only people in Thunder Bay use. It’s like saying ‘knap sack and back pack’ merged. Everyone else just laughs at you for being confused.
"What’s a packsacker?", asked the kid in the next town.
Teacher: "We’re learning about packsackers today." Student: "Why?" Teacher: "Because Thunder Bay."
Text from a friend: "You said packsacker? Are you from Thunder Bay or something?"
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A German word that Americans and Canadians got wrong. It’s not a backpack. It’s a weird bag that rolls up. Americans use it too, probably because they read Stephen King and thought it was cool.
"I thought packsack was a backpack. I was wrong. It’s a cylinder that rolls up.", said the guy who packed wrong.
Student: "Why is he using a packsack?" Teacher: "Because it’s from Stephen King."
Text from a friend: "You read Stephen King and now you use a packsack?"
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A stupid term used by people who think backpack is the same as packsack. They’re like the dumbest people at the mall who don’t know the difference between a gym bag and a tote.
"Backpack and packsack are the same thing!", said the guy who doesn’t know what he’s talking about.
Teacher: "Why did you use a backpack instead of a packsack?" Student: "I don’t know what a packsack is."
Text from a friend: "You don’t know the difference between a backpack and a packsack?"
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