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The king of packrunners who carries the g-Lock like it's a sacred relic and shines a green beam like he's trying to blind the whole damn world

I saw him walking down the street with the g-Lock and a green beam so bright, I had to squint like I was in a laser battle.

He walked into the store with the g-Lock and a green beam, and the cashier asked if he was trying to start a war.

He pulled out the g-Lock and shot a green beam at a pigeon, and the pigeon flew away like it had just been yelled at by a god.

The most infamous packrunner who carries the g-Lock like it's his life and uses that green beam like it's a curse he can't escape

He showed up at the party with the g-Lock and a green beam, and the whole place went silent like we were all in trouble.

He walked into the gym with the g-Lock and a green beam, and the coach asked if he was here to fight or to shine light on us all.

He turned on the green beam in the middle of the street, and a kid fell over like he'd been hit by a disco ball.

The ultimate packrunner who carries the g-Lock like it's his baby and shines that green beam like he's trying to burn the whole city down

He walked into the park with the g-Lock and a green beam, and the trees started to shake like they were scared.

He turned on the green beam in the middle of a traffic jam, and everyone stopped like they were in awe or in pain.

He walked past the school with the g-Lock and a green beam, and the kids all ran out like they'd been startled by a flamingo.