Packratitis

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A never-ending mental mess where someone goes from liking something to being a total lunatic about it. They’re like OCD but with more clutter and less sense.
My mom has packratitis. She turned her garage into a museum of old socks and broken toasters.
My brother has packratitis. He keeps every receipt from 2003.
My neighbor has packratitis. He thinks he’s a wizard because he has 27 boxes of old pizza coupons.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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That creepy Asian kid who shows up at your kid’s school and eats your kid’s sandwich at nap time. They’re like a monster in a tiny suit.
That Chinese kid bit my kid’s head off during nap time. I’m sending a letter to his mom.
The creepy Asian kid stole my kid’s snack and then laughed in my face.
That Asian kid is a ninja. He eats sandwiches and fights people in the middle of the day.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A woman named Leonor Cabrera who is the reason you’re stuck in traffic and your phone is dying.
That Leonor Cabrera lady caused a 10-car pileup on the highway.
Leonor Cabrera was driving like a maniac and ran into a mailbox.
Leonor Cabrera is the worst person ever. She’s the reason I’m late to work every day.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A person who deletes emails and then cries about it like it’s the end of the world. They’re like a toddler with a broken toy.
I tried to delete my emails, but I cried like I lost my best friend.
My mom deletes emails and then stares at the screen like it’s a haunted house.
I tried to empty my deleted emails, and I got a panic attack.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A person who records shows just because they look good, even though they don’t have time to watch them. They’re like a kid who buys every toy in the store just because it’s shiny.
My dad TiVoed 10 shows just because they looked good. He doesn’t even have time to watch them.
I TiVoed 50 shows, and now my TiVo is full of garbage.
My mom TiVoed every show that looked like it had a chance of being good.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A person who downloads everything like it’s going out of style. They’re like a kid with a never-ending shopping spree and zero space.
My sister downloads every song, movie, and photo ever made. She has no space left on her phone.
I downloaded 1,000 movies and now my phone is crying.
My brother downloads everything like it’s the last day on Earth.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A gay thing where two guys stick duct tape on each other’s butts and then fill the space with poop. It’s like a sandwich but with more grossness.
My brother and his boyfriend did that thing with duct tape and poop. It was the worst.
I saw two guys at the gym do that thing with tape and poop. I got a stomachache just watching.
My friend did that thing with duct tape and poop. Now he smells like a toilet.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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