packmuling

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When you want to bang a drunk person from the other gender, put plastic bag loops around their ears like a packmule. It keeps things clean and makes you feel like a god.
I put a bag around her ears and she screamed like a baby. Worth it.
He looked like a donkey and I loved it.
My girlfriend turned into a packmule and I got a free ride.
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A person who ruins every party and has a meltdown over every tiny insult. They’re like a buzzkill and a drama queen fused into one human dumpster fire.
She ruined my birthday because I called her a bad dancer.
He got mad because I said his joke was weak.
The party died when she started crying over a meme.
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A packmule is either a mule that carries stuff or a person who gives you rides and expects you to feed them snacks like a damn donkey.
My friend is a packmule and eats oats like it’s his job.
He carried my backpack and then asked for candy.
She gave me a ride and then demanded a snack.
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Putting stuff in someone’s snatch and then shoving a penis in there like it’s a game show.
She put tampons in me and then my friend came in with a penis.
He put a sock in her and then put his dick in there.
My friend put a pencil in her and then his cock in there.
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