Packmate

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A packmate is the annoying dog that shares your house and your life, usually more than one.
My packmate barked at me for 2 hours because I wore socks.
I have 3 packmates and they all think they're the boss.
My packmate stole my sandwich and now I'm mad.
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A packmate is a dog that lives with you and likes to remind you who's in charge.
My packmate thinks he's the king of the house and he's not wrong.
My packmate eats my homework and I have no proof.
My packmate followed me to the store and now I'm out of snacks.
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A packmate is a dog that shares your space and your snacks, usually more than one.
My packmate ate my lunch and now I'm hungry.
My packmate thinks he owns the couch and he's right.
My packmate stole my phone and now I can't text.
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A packmate is the dog that lives with you and doesn't know the meaning of the word 'quiet'.
My packmate barked at the mailman and now I'm tired.
My packmate howled at 2 AM and I'm not happy.
My packmate thinks he's a wolf and he's not wrong.
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A packmate is a dog that shares your life and your food, usually more than one.
My packmate eats my food and I'm out of luck.
My packmate follows me everywhere and I'm not sure why.
My packmate thinks he's my best friend and he's right.
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