packity

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the cursed whisper you let out when you stub your toe but your grandma is still talking about her dead cat and you’re too afraid to say anything else
'Packity' I said under my breath, but I didn't say it loud enough for Grandma to hear.
I stubbed my toe on the chair and said 'Packity' so quiet my dog didn't even notice.
I stubbed my toe mid-sentence and said 'Packity' so loud my neighbor heard it through the wall.
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those two white trash people from Cessnock who fell in love so fast it looked like someone dropped a hat on their heads and they just started making out
'They were married by the time the wedding cake came out.'
They ran out of the church and got engaged in the parking lot.
They had a kid before they even got their driver's licenses.
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that thing you bring to the beach that has your deodorant, toothbrush, and a half-eaten sandwich in it and you call it a 'wash bag' like it's some fancy thing
'I brought my wash bag, which is just my deodorant and a sandwich.'
My wash bag is so full it's like it's trying to escape.
My wash bag has more stuff in it than my backpack on the first day of school.
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