Packing tic-tacs

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When your shirt is so tight it looks like it’s trying to escape your chest and your bra is screaming for help

My shirt is so tight I look like a meatball in a suit.

My bra is so packed it’s about to start a riot.

I came to work and my boss asked if I was wearing a bra or a second skin.

When your clothes are so tight they look like they're doing a karate chop to your chest

My shirt is doing a karate chop to my chest and I’m not even mad.

I looked in the mirror and my shirt was fighting my bra.

My shirt is so tight it looks like it's about to punch my face.

When your shirt is so tight it looks like it's trying to take over your body and your bra is just along for the ride

My shirt is trying to take over my body and my bra is just like, 'Okay, whatever.'

I came to school and my shirt was like, 'I'm running this show.'

My shirt is so tight I think it’s gonna start a cult.