packing the pud

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Putting your fingers where the sun don't shine and making your own fun
I was packing the pud in the bathroom at school and got caught by the principal.
My mom walked in on me packing the pud and screamed like a banshee.
I packed the pud during lunch and got a PB&J stuck to my fingers.
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Giving your willy a workout and making your own mess
I packed the pud in the car and my brother laughed at me the whole way home.
I packed the pud in the middle of a Zoom call and my teacher saw everything.
I packed the pud on the bus and the driver asked if I was okay.
3
Making your own juice and spilling it everywhere
I packed the pud in my bedroom and my little brother walked in on me.
I packed the pud in the kitchen and my mom thought the cat was doing it.
I packed the pud in the library and got kicked out.
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Doing your business and letting it all out
I packed the pud during math class and my teacher gave me a detention.
I packed the pud on the playground and my friends thought I was having a seizure.
I packed the pud in the car and my dad had to drive me home.
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Giving your noodle a workout and making a mess of yourself
I packed the pud in the shower and my soap got all over the floor.
I packed the pud during dinner and my dad asked if I was sick.
I packed the pud in my room and my little sister walked in on me.
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