packing the plastic

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Bringing a condom just in case you end up bonking someone in the next five minutes.
I packed the plastic because my date looked like they could run a marathon and still want more.
My backpack was full of snacks and a condom. I was ready for anything, even if it was gross.
He had the plastic packed like it was his last meal. He was serious about this.
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Having credit cards that let you spend like a king, even if you're broke.
She had cards with no limits. She spent like she was rich and never looked back.
He bought a car with a card that had no limit. It was wild.
She had so much credit she didn’t even know what ‘limit’ meant anymore.
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Putting a dildo or vibrator in your butt or your snatch. It's like giving your hole a party.
She packed the plastic in her butt and said it felt like a massage from heaven.
He used the plastic in his snatch and didn’t stop until the whole room was laughing.
She packed the plastic in both holes and said it was the best day of her life.
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