Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you take a long time to finish what you started in the bathroom.

Bro just spent 10 minutes in the bathroom. He must be packing the meat.

Why is my roommate singing? He's packing the meat again.

That kid never leaves the bathroom. Is he even human?

2

Having a sausage that could knock out a horse and still have energy for a fight.

He walks in and everyone stops talking. He’s packing the meat.

That guy could beat a dragon with his meat.

She’s got a meat so big it’s got its own zip code.

3

When you think you're getting lucky, but you're actually getting tricked by a guy in a dress.

I thought I was getting a date. Turns out it was a guy in a dress.

She had a nice voice. Then she took off the dress.

I asked for a latte. I got a meat.

4

When you look like a superhero who just came out of a meat factory.

That guy could bench press a cow. He’s packing the meat.

He’s so jacked, he could fight a bear with his bare hands.

She’s got a six-pack and a meat. She’s a monster.

5

Getting a butt full of meat so big it could split the sky.

He got anal sex from a meat so big it could split the sky.

She got a meat so huge, it was like a meat tornado.

That guy got a meat so big, he’s probably gonna explode.