packing the cannon

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When someone gets their butt fingered while they're about to take a dump. It’s like a poop explosion and a butt-finger party all at once.
My cousin tried packing the cannon and ended up leaking everywhere.
He got packed like a sardine in a can right before lunch.
She packed the cannon and then cried because her pants were soaked.
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A fancy way of saying someone got their butt penetrated. It’s basically the worst kind of butt sex.
He said he was packing the cannon, but it turned out he was just being dramatic.
They packed the cannon and then fought over who had to clean the toilet.
She texted me, 'I packed the cannon and now I smell like a rotten sock.'
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