packing squirrels

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The messy hair that pops out from under a girl’s pants like she just ran through a bush with a goat.

My sister’s packing squirrels look like a raccoon got into her pants.

That girl’s packing squirrels are so wild, they should have their own zip code.

I saw her packing squirrels and immediately judged her for life.

The stupid thing that sits in front of the left-handed scissors like it has no life.

That packing squirrel is the reason I failed art class.

I tried to cut paper, but the packing squirrel just laughed at me.

The packing squirrel is the worst thing since pineapple on pizza.

A gang of squirrels that party so hard they could take over the world. They don’t goat around, they goat through life like it’s a buffet.

The squirrel pack showed up at the party and everyone got drunk on squirrel energy.

I joined the squirrel pack and now I know the secret to life: snacks and drama.

The squirrel pack doesn’t snowflake, they snowflake and then eat the snow.