Packing Spheres

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Packing Spheres is when a kid younger than 10 has a squinty eye prescription worse than + or - 2 Diopter or when someone older than 10 has a squinty eye prescription worse than + or - 6 Diopter. It’s like your eyes are screaming for help.

My kid’s eyes are so f***ed up, they need a prescription that’s like a superhero’s vision.

My glasses are so thick, they look like they’re about to explode.

I can’t see the board unless I wear a helmet.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

Packing Spheres happens when a kid under 10 has a wobbly eye prescription stronger than + or - 2 Diopter or when someone older than 10 has a wobbly eye prescription stronger than + or - 6 Diopter. Your eyes are basically fighting you.

My eyes are like two drunk sailors on a ship in a storm.

I can’t read the text without a magnifying glass and a curse.

My vision is so bad, I think my nose is a different person.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

Packing Spheres is when a kid under 10 has a squinty eye prescription worse than + or - 2 Diopter or when someone older than 10 has a squinty eye prescription worse than + or - 6 Diopter. Your eyes are basically in a war.

I can’t tell if my eye is working or it’s just giving up.

My eyes are like two broken toys that still try to work.

I see the world like it’s underwater and my brain is on vacation.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

Packing Spheres is when a kid under 10 has a crooked eye prescription worse than + or - 2 Diopter or when someone older than 10 has a crooked eye prescription worse than + or - 6 Diopter. Your eyes are basically having a tantrum.

My eyes are like two kids who just got sent to time-out.

I can’t see straight, I see sideways and upside-down.

My vision is so bad, I think I’m looking through a broken window.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

Packing Spheres is when a kid under 10 has a blurry eye prescription worse than + or - 2 Diopter or when someone older than 10 has a blurry eye prescription worse than + or - 6 Diopter. Your eyes are basically in a fog.

My eyes are like two sleep-deprived zombies.

I can’t see the board unless it’s like 10 feet away and I have a flashlight.

My vision is so bad, I think my brain is on a vacation.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

Packing Spheres is when a kid under 10 has a crummy eye prescription worse than + or - 2 Diopter or when someone older than 10 has a crummy eye prescription worse than + or - 6 Diopter. Your eyes are basically dying.

My eyes are like two old socks that just got thrown out.

I can’t see my hand in front of my face without a magnifying glass.

My vision is so bad, I think I’m looking at a painting that’s been in a fire.

by Slangipedia 12d ago