packing some timber

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A big ol' gut like a sausage full of meat and grease. People in the north use it to call anyone who looks like they’ve been eating pies for a month.

My cousin is packing some timber. He eats like a pig and doesn’t move.

She’s got timber on her belly. Looks like she’s been sitting on a pile of donuts.

That guy is packing timber. He could probably roll into a ball and roll down the street.

So much fat you could build a treehouse out of it. Used in the north to roast anyone who looks like they’ve been dipped in lard.

He’s packing timber. I swear he’s got a second stomach.

That kid is packing timber. He looks like he’s been living in a biscuit factory.

My uncle is packing timber. He eats like a bear in winter.

A gut so big you could hide a football in it. People in the north use it to describe anyone who looks like they’ve been chubbing for years.

My teacher is packing timber. She eats like she’s trying to win a pie eating contest.

That man is packing timber. He looks like he’s been sitting on a couch for 20 years.

My brother is packing timber. He could probably start a new sport.