Packing Slut

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A recently divorced woman who hangs out with other divorced women in clubs and bars to see if they can still catch a man, even though they don't want a real relationship. They just want to feel young again and it makes men feel like fools.
'I saw my ex at the bar with his new wife and two of her friends. They looked like they were trying to catch a fish.'
'My mom went to the club with her friends and came home with a broken heart and a $20 tip.'
'She’s not looking for love, she’s looking for a trophy.'
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A group of fake bimbos who promise sex but never deliver. They all stick together so they can keep lying and keep their dignity intact.
'She said she'd sleep with me if I gave her a hundred bucks. I gave her a hundred bucks, and she gave me a hundred bucks back.'
'They all said they'd do it, but none of them did it, not even the one with the fake tits.'
'They’re like a pack of liars with a group chat.'
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Six cans of beer. That’s it. Not much more to say.
'I drank a whole packing slut last night. I got a headache and a hangover.'
'He said he was going to drink a packing slut, but he just drank six beers.'
'My friend called a six-pack a packing slut, I don’t know why.'
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A warehouse worker who sleeps with anyone in the warehouse, just because she had a bad childhood and no self-respect. She doesn’t care who she sleeps with, just that she sleeps with someone.
'She slept with the guy who stacks boxes and the guy who drives the forklift.'
'She told me she slept with seven different guys in the warehouse last week.'
'She doesn’t have a life, she just has a lot of sexual partners.'
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